1 00:02:09,854 --> 00:02:13,153 Old monkey. Everyone's ugly in the family, huh? 2 00:03:05,196 --> 00:03:10,051 Oh, Mr. Marquis! Still up, you old scoundrel? 3 00:03:11,096 --> 00:03:15,744 - I was listening to your grandfather. - He doesn't want to be heard. 4 00:03:15,804 --> 00:03:22,147 I've been watching you for a while, you're not good anymore to nothing, my poor Duclos. 5 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,212 BELL 6 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:32,867 - You have "lost your hand". - No, the hand it's good, it's the ear that's wrong. 7 00:03:33,492 --> 00:03:37,054 Marquis, we are no longer of rookies, we get older. 8 00:03:37,578 --> 00:03:43,556 - Would you be so kind to open the safe? - Why should I? 9 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:48,596 - Do you have something to drink? - I don't drink it, thanks. 10 00:03:48,631 --> 00:03:50,712 As you like. 11 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:57,195 Thank you. 12 00:04:04,197 --> 00:04:09,596 - A new collaborator of yours? - He's my bodyguard. 13 00:04:09,631 --> 00:04:11,552 Delicious. 14 00:04:12,157 --> 00:04:17,177 - Without compliments, my friend. - No, now I only drink water. 15 00:04:17,212 --> 00:04:23,623 I have to watch out for my arteries and I have no time to waste. 16 00:04:23,658 --> 00:04:30,036 Put that thing away, you don't know how to use it, you would hurt yourself. 17 00:04:30,072 --> 00:04:35,117 I've never used it in my profession, but I know how to shoot. 18 00:04:35,152 --> 00:04:37,073 SHOOT 19 00:04:37,157 --> 00:04:41,230 - Wow. - The hand is still good. 20 00:04:46,237 --> 00:04:49,441 Vandal, you punched a hole in it. 21 00:04:49,476 --> 00:04:53,708 It's fake, the real thing is in my house for more than two years. 22 00:04:54,356 --> 00:04:59,396 We joked enough, you know why I'm here. 23 00:04:59,431 --> 00:05:01,751 Open the safe. 24 00:05:03,197 --> 00:05:07,394 If you really want... Take that thing off. 25 00:05:20,036 --> 00:05:21,992 Electronics. 26 00:05:25,436 --> 00:05:28,906 - Give me the letter. - Which letter? - You know it. 27 00:05:29,716 --> 00:05:32,756 My son is accused of murder which he did not commit. 28 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:35,721 It was one of your men to do the shot 29 00:05:35,756 --> 00:05:39,157 and you have the killer's confession that you had killed. 30 00:05:39,192 --> 00:05:42,001 It's all true. You are well informed. 31 00:05:42,036 --> 00:05:45,996 - Where is the letter? - Somewhere, but not there. 32 00:05:46,031 --> 00:05:49,322 Marquis, I count to three. 33 00:05:49,357 --> 00:05:53,836 Then I'll put a bullet in you in the stomach and we'll talk later. 34 00:05:53,871 --> 00:05:58,476 - How polite, my friend! - One, two... 35 00:05:58,511 --> 00:06:00,034 And three! 36 00:06:06,197 --> 00:06:08,233 A jewel! 37 00:06:11,756 --> 00:06:14,521 - He has nothing on him. - Guys, you can go. 38 00:06:14,556 --> 00:06:20,841 I know your beloved son he wants to marry little Juliette. 39 00:06:20,876 --> 00:06:27,588 I would be happy to offer it to you this letter as a wedding gift. 40 00:06:28,116 --> 00:06:34,226 To get him out of hiding this letter is indispensable. 41 00:06:34,357 --> 00:06:38,641 I knew you would come and I waited for you. 42 00:06:38,676 --> 00:06:43,801 This contains the confession signed by the dying man 43 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:49,230 and by two honest witnesses. The undersigned is a monsignor. 44 00:06:49,956 --> 00:06:55,030 No, my dear. Don't touch it, risk of death. 45 00:06:55,676 --> 00:07:00,704 - My kids are stubborn, I'm always there. - Well. 46 00:07:04,676 --> 00:07:06,961 Tell me what you want. 47 00:07:06,996 --> 00:07:12,548 I meant it to buy a small island that I know. 48 00:07:12,876 --> 00:07:18,826 I would like to stop there with some beautiful daughter and a few good bottles. 49 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:23,865 Unfortunately I have little availability. I would need... 50 00:07:24,836 --> 00:07:27,121 - How much? - Ten... 51 00:07:27,156 --> 00:07:30,282 - Ten what? - Millions... 52 00:07:30,317 --> 00:07:33,069 - They can be found. - Of dollars. 53 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,832 WHISTLE 54 00:07:37,156 --> 00:07:42,636 Wow! If I had them, I would have "retired" a long time ago. 55 00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:45,961 If you want, you can find them. 56 00:07:45,996 --> 00:07:50,417 You are the smartest of our corporation. 57 00:07:50,452 --> 00:07:54,801 - In your profession you're almost a genius. - You're wrong. 58 00:07:54,836 --> 00:07:59,036 Don't be modest, with a little you can find them with effort. 59 00:07:59,071 --> 00:08:01,561 Look for them, invent, work, 60 00:08:01,596 --> 00:08:04,996 bring me ten million dollars and the letter is yours. 61 00:08:05,031 --> 00:08:07,511 Ten million dollars... 62 00:08:09,996 --> 00:08:12,332 it's not impossible. 63 00:08:12,367 --> 00:08:14,667 - But... - But what? 64 00:08:16,956 --> 00:08:21,836 - We need to kill a man. - Do you want to stop for this? 65 00:08:21,871 --> 00:08:26,362 We're here, that's the minimum what we can do for you. 66 00:08:26,397 --> 00:08:33,076 These are little things for us of ordinary administration. 67 00:08:33,111 --> 00:08:37,041 Too bad that didn't die a little earlier. 68 00:08:37,076 --> 00:08:42,104 - Before having children. - Don't mess with my ancestors. 69 00:08:42,317 --> 00:08:46,357 In summary: who would this unfortunate man be? 70 00:08:46,392 --> 00:08:49,201 who has so little time to live? 71 00:08:49,236 --> 00:08:52,316 - A poor guy. - Maybe bad health? 72 00:08:52,352 --> 00:08:55,397 If men only knew their future! 73 00:08:55,432 --> 00:08:58,786 I met him recently in Rome. 74 00:08:59,156 --> 00:09:03,355 When I saw him, I couldn't believe my eyes. 75 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:08,355 I thought about your surprise if I met him. 76 00:09:09,756 --> 00:09:14,113 But so that my plan works, it has to go. 77 00:10:57,156 --> 00:11:00,241 - Another time! - Greetings. 78 00:11:00,276 --> 00:11:02,522 - She wants to ruin me. - Why? 79 00:11:02,557 --> 00:11:09,276 - The ground cannot be occupied public. - It's not public land. 80 00:11:09,311 --> 00:11:12,796 With my own strength I built a tree house. 81 00:11:12,831 --> 00:11:16,093 So I live between heaven and earth, in mid-air. 82 00:11:16,128 --> 00:11:19,321 The trees They are owned by the Municipality. 83 00:11:19,356 --> 00:11:24,597 Article 414 says: "Forbidden picking flowers and ruining plants". 84 00:11:24,632 --> 00:11:26,961 Have you thought about your safety? 85 00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:30,557 If a hunter sees the leaves move, 86 00:11:30,592 --> 00:11:34,081 he thinks it's a bird and he balls it! 87 00:11:34,116 --> 00:11:39,356 It's happened to me before! A boy last week with the slingshot 88 00:11:39,391 --> 00:11:42,921 - he "poked" my butt! - Really? 89 00:11:42,956 --> 00:11:47,876 - Enough, for the last time... - Let's do it for the penultimate one. 90 00:11:47,911 --> 00:11:50,642 Every time he tells me: "I'm leaving tomorrow." 91 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,396 - What do I say? - "I'm leaving tomorrow." - I'm leaving tomorrow. 92 00:11:53,431 --> 00:11:56,081 - He told me yesterday too. - What is it today? - Tomorrow. 93 00:11:56,116 --> 00:12:00,517 - I'm leaving tomorrow! - But... - Brigadier, let's not raise our voices. 94 00:12:00,552 --> 00:12:04,602 The people passing by can you believe he owes me money! 95 00:12:04,637 --> 00:12:09,835 - Come up to the house and let's talk. - Do you think it's a crow? 96 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:15,316 Brigadier! Brigadier! Let's talk man to man! 97 00:12:15,351 --> 00:12:17,562 Without these uniforms! 98 00:12:17,597 --> 00:12:20,642 - Housing is expensive! - Are you telling me? 99 00:12:20,677 --> 00:12:25,192 - I live it with my wife and 3 children in one room! - No! 100 00:12:25,356 --> 00:12:28,905 Five people in one room? 101 00:12:29,476 --> 00:12:33,516 - Have you tried INA Casa? - It's of the INA Casa. - Then he's screwed. 102 00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:36,796 - I have an idea. I want to help her. - Do you know anyone? 103 00:12:36,831 --> 00:12:39,293 - But don't say it. - For goodness sake! 104 00:12:39,328 --> 00:12:41,722 There is a free tree near me. 105 00:12:41,757 --> 00:12:46,830 - I'd better go fishing, otherwise... - Goodbye. 106 00:14:33,996 --> 00:14:38,722 - What are you cooking? - River underwater fish. 107 00:14:38,757 --> 00:14:43,396 - What fish is it? - Aquatic animal freshwater river. 108 00:14:43,431 --> 00:14:47,917 - From the smell it must be good. - If you want to encourage... 109 00:14:47,951 --> 00:14:51,081 - Thank you, you are very kind. - Who are you? 110 00:14:51,116 --> 00:14:54,481 - I'm a gypsy. - Of those who guess? 111 00:14:54,516 --> 00:14:59,436 - Certain. Shall I read your hand? - No, I know my future! 112 00:14:59,471 --> 00:15:05,033 It's blacker than midnight and then I don't have money to pay you. 113 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:10,596 - I don't want any, we're friends. - We just met. 114 00:15:10,631 --> 00:15:14,829 - But you offered me something to eat. - Do as you want. 115 00:15:17,797 --> 00:15:20,316 It is written here that you are very lucky. 116 00:15:20,351 --> 00:15:22,802 There is a printing error. 117 00:15:22,837 --> 00:15:26,601 - You're reading backwards! - No! 118 00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:32,516 - Your luck is not in Rome, he is abroad. - Abroad? - Yes. 119 00:15:32,551 --> 00:15:36,954 I see a long trip... to Paris! It's very clear, Paris! 120 00:15:36,988 --> 00:15:41,356 - Your luck is in Paris. - This is Paris? - Yes. 121 00:15:41,391 --> 00:15:44,241 - This is a callus! - No, it's Paris. 122 00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:47,676 - Under the callus? - Not below. - Above the callus? 123 00:15:47,711 --> 00:15:50,721 Your luck is in Paris, go to Paris! 124 00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:55,774 Do I go there on foot? If I were beautiful little woman I could HITCHHIK. 125 00:15:55,809 --> 00:16:00,792 - You have to be consistent! - Make me look carefully, give me your other hand. 126 00:16:04,076 --> 00:16:07,786 - This one won't unscrew! - Let me do it. 127 00:16:08,476 --> 00:16:13,481 This is the train which will take you to Paris. 128 00:16:13,516 --> 00:16:17,736 I didn't know I had The railway timetable in the hand. 129 00:16:17,772 --> 00:16:21,922 - When does the train leave for Naples? - Don't joke! 130 00:16:21,957 --> 00:16:26,196 These are serious things, your whole future is at stake. 131 00:16:26,231 --> 00:16:29,985 Really? My future? In game? Truly? 132 00:16:33,636 --> 00:16:36,594 - Do you hear a stench? - No. 133 00:16:36,837 --> 00:16:41,716 Holy shit, You made my fish burn! 134 00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,186 Damn! Everything burned because... 135 00:16:46,676 --> 00:16:48,234 Gypsy? 136 00:16:48,476 --> 00:16:50,035 Gypsy! 137 00:16:50,556 --> 00:16:52,832 Gypsy! It's gone! 138 00:16:53,356 --> 00:16:56,952 These gypsies! These gypsies! 139 00:16:57,316 --> 00:17:01,868 Everything ruined! Everything ruined, damn... 140 00:17:02,957 --> 00:17:04,514 Who is he? 141 00:17:05,356 --> 00:17:08,872 Dog, what's in your mouth? 142 00:17:09,156 --> 00:17:10,955 A wallet? 143 00:17:10,990 --> 00:17:12,752 How much money! 144 00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:18,962 A train ticket. 145 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:22,801 Paris! The receipt for a baggage! 146 00:17:22,837 --> 00:17:26,276 The gypsy had told me that I had to go to Paris. 147 00:17:26,311 --> 00:17:29,825 I have it here Paris! What time does the train leave? 148 00:17:31,997 --> 00:17:34,112 The gypsy said so! 149 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,154 Do you want? 150 00:18:03,117 --> 00:18:05,536 - Thank you. - The glove! 151 00:18:05,571 --> 00:18:07,922 Sorry, how distracting! 152 00:18:07,957 --> 00:18:10,895 - The suitcase! - It's true, here. 153 00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:13,832 - But... - Sorry, how distracted! 154 00:19:22,636 --> 00:19:24,911 How scary! 155 00:19:25,596 --> 00:19:29,350 Are you my travel companion? Friendly. 156 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:34,636 Take a seat, two of you you travel better. Come, come! 157 00:19:34,671 --> 00:19:36,592 To whom? 158 00:19:45,716 --> 00:19:50,117 I'll teach you how to look at women! This for yesterday's blonde. 159 00:19:50,152 --> 00:19:53,956 This for today's brunette and this for the nosy! 160 00:19:53,992 --> 00:19:57,505 Understood? Otherwise I'll slap you! 161 00:20:06,516 --> 00:20:07,585 Ah! 162 00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:31,401 - Does the gentleman wish? - it? Nothing. 163 00:22:31,436 --> 00:22:35,476 - Then why did he come in? - In this cabin I have my bed. 164 00:22:35,511 --> 00:22:38,836 - Is this it? - Yes. - Your bed? His place? - Yes. 165 00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:40,561 - Did you occupy it? - Yes! 166 00:22:40,596 --> 00:22:43,041 - There was no hat. - Which hat? 167 00:22:43,076 --> 00:22:46,796 - When it's busy, it's done the hat. - Don't make me laugh. 168 00:22:46,831 --> 00:22:50,153 - Don't make me laugh. - No, her! - No, her! 169 00:22:50,189 --> 00:22:53,441 She makes me laugh! Do you see it? It made me laugh. 170 00:22:53,476 --> 00:22:57,076 In the sleeping car it is not occupied the place with the hat. 171 00:22:57,111 --> 00:23:00,641 - Do you wear your hat in the carriage? - Yes, the hat... 172 00:23:00,676 --> 00:23:05,016 - Or the wagon in the hat? - The carriage... what makes me say! 173 00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:09,357 - Take that stuff away, I owe myself lie down. - Don't raise your voice! 174 00:23:09,392 --> 00:23:13,893 - Don't scream! Is he the owner of the railways? - No. 175 00:23:13,928 --> 00:23:18,362 - So what does he want? - You take this stuff away. 176 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:23,156 - Is he doing this because he has a beard? Me I'll grow it too! - Well. 177 00:23:23,192 --> 00:23:27,115 - In the meantime, take this stuff off. - I'll take it off! 178 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:32,876 - Don't push me. - It's the curve! - Don't push! - It's the curve! 179 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,754 - Don't push! - Take that stuff away. 180 00:23:45,036 --> 00:23:48,556 Now let's fix it also Pasqualino. 181 00:23:48,591 --> 00:23:50,961 Who is Pasqualino? 182 00:23:50,996 --> 00:23:54,641 This doesn't concern you, let everyone think about their own "pasqualini". 183 00:23:54,676 --> 00:23:59,625 - He wants to put another person in here? - No people! 184 00:24:00,076 --> 00:24:02,322 - What does he do? - She always grumbles. 185 00:24:02,357 --> 00:24:07,556 - What is this rubbish? - Do me a favor, shut up. 186 00:24:07,591 --> 00:24:12,949 - For some paper! - A bit'? It's a quintal! 187 00:24:15,397 --> 00:24:20,696 - Do you see it? Do you see the gentleman? - What do you want me to see? 188 00:24:20,731 --> 00:24:25,523 If you don't do well, I'll make the gentleman eat you! 189 00:24:25,558 --> 00:24:30,282 Animals cannot travel in the compartments. 190 00:24:30,317 --> 00:24:33,716 - Why are you traveling there? - am I an animal? - I do not know. 191 00:24:33,751 --> 00:24:37,973 - Don't you know? - She said it! - it? 192 00:24:38,008 --> 00:24:42,161 Take it away, we miss that too! 193 00:24:42,196 --> 00:24:46,036 - I could leave it here. Excuse me. - Throw it away! 194 00:24:46,071 --> 00:24:49,076 -Do you have a nail? - A nail? 195 00:24:49,111 --> 00:24:51,961 - Rest assured. - Ouch! 196 00:24:51,996 --> 00:24:57,116 How much fuss over a suitcase! Do me a favor! 197 00:24:57,151 --> 00:25:00,601 - What are you doing? - Wait a minute! 198 00:25:00,636 --> 00:25:05,961 - He's crazy! What is he doing now? - Leave it to me. 199 00:25:05,996 --> 00:25:10,716 - It takes... - Leave it to me. - He can go to the other side! 200 00:25:10,751 --> 00:25:14,755 - No, the wall is solid. - It's not a wall, it's wood! 201 00:25:17,517 --> 00:25:19,201 Ah! 202 00:25:19,236 --> 00:25:21,192 That's it. 203 00:25:22,196 --> 00:25:24,152 Hate! 204 00:25:24,517 --> 00:25:29,271 Because of him I nailed the glove! 205 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:32,161 I'm happy! 206 00:25:32,196 --> 00:25:38,136 - Stop it, you're bringing bad luck! - Take this weight off your stomach! 207 00:25:38,171 --> 00:25:44,076 - First the beasts, then the men. - But who sent it to me! 208 00:25:44,111 --> 00:25:47,387 - That's it. - Take this burden off me. - Right away. 209 00:26:05,036 --> 00:26:06,562 Gentleman! 210 00:26:06,597 --> 00:26:09,081 - Gentleman! - Who is? 211 00:26:09,116 --> 00:26:13,641 - Did he put on my dressing gown? -Did you buy it? 212 00:26:13,676 --> 00:26:18,356 - Certain! - Isn't he from the Railways? - The Railways don't give dressing gowns! 213 00:26:18,392 --> 00:26:23,557 - If they provide trains they can give the robes! - Take it off! 214 00:26:23,592 --> 00:26:27,442 - Of course, almost... - What? - You never know! 215 00:26:27,477 --> 00:26:33,756 - Have you been to the bathroom? - Yes. - Where is he? - At the bottom left. 216 00:26:33,791 --> 00:26:35,961 - Do you pay? - Hand! 217 00:26:35,996 --> 00:26:40,276 Listen, can you control the bird? 218 00:26:40,311 --> 00:26:43,428 I have to do this too! 219 00:26:50,196 --> 00:26:53,116 - You don't trust him? - "Opportunity makes a man a thief!" 220 00:26:53,151 --> 00:26:56,188 - I am a gentleman! - The bird. 221 00:27:32,996 --> 00:27:34,921 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 222 00:27:34,956 --> 00:27:38,522 - Come on. - Did the young lady call? 223 00:27:38,557 --> 00:27:42,716 Yes, tell the Marquis of Chemantel that Miss Marchand is looking for him. 224 00:27:42,751 --> 00:27:48,333 - The Marquis hasn't left. - Impossible, I saw him go up. 225 00:27:48,368 --> 00:27:53,680 I have a reservation, the Marquis often travels on this line, 226 00:27:53,714 --> 00:27:58,990 - but this time I didn't see him. - Yet he must be on the train. 227 00:27:59,116 --> 00:28:03,956 - Look for him, maybe he stopped in another car. - All right. 228 00:28:03,991 --> 00:28:07,744 - Let me know. - Don't doubt it. - Thank you. 229 00:28:18,236 --> 00:28:20,642 - Move. - Who is? 230 00:28:20,677 --> 00:28:23,761 - Has he gone mad? - Stop, I'm falling! 231 00:28:23,796 --> 00:28:27,682 - Do you want to sleep with me? - Where do I sleep? 232 00:28:27,717 --> 00:28:31,276 - Upstairs. - Where? - Here! - How do I get there? 233 00:28:31,311 --> 00:28:34,801 - With the ladder. - Which? - The one that's in the cabin. 234 00:28:34,836 --> 00:28:39,717 - That little ladder? - Yes. - I threw it away, it was taking up space. 235 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:44,597 - How's it going now? - I don't know. - Make do! Let me sleep! 236 00:28:44,632 --> 00:28:47,953 - Then go to her. - This is my place. 237 00:28:47,988 --> 00:28:51,241 - Shall we count? - No, leave me alone! 238 00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:55,136 - Easy, don't get angry! - I can't sleep! 239 00:28:55,171 --> 00:28:59,223 She's a nice guy. She has never travelled! 240 00:28:59,258 --> 00:29:03,668 - She has never travelled. - You're a rude person! 241 00:29:03,703 --> 00:29:08,041 - I'll tell you! Stand still! - But what does he do? 242 00:29:08,076 --> 00:29:12,436 - Remove your foot! - Stop, it makes me fall. - It hurts! 243 00:29:12,471 --> 00:29:16,111 - Okay, I'll take it off. - Ah! 244 00:29:22,597 --> 00:29:25,241 Finally. 245 00:29:25,276 --> 00:29:28,112 Sir, it's nice here. 246 00:29:28,147 --> 00:29:30,949 I'm the one who's not well. 247 00:29:35,156 --> 00:29:37,112 How hot. 248 00:29:38,836 --> 00:29:40,394 Gentleman. 249 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,306 Sir, are you thirsty? 250 00:29:43,797 --> 00:29:45,354 He sleeps. 251 00:30:27,556 --> 00:30:29,682 - What is he doing? - What is it? 252 00:30:29,717 --> 00:30:33,041 - What is this liquid? - Are you thirsty? 253 00:30:33,076 --> 00:30:36,596 - No. What is this liquid? - It wasn't me. 254 00:30:36,632 --> 00:30:39,722 I want to hope so! 255 00:30:39,757 --> 00:30:43,636 - But what is it? - Sorry, it's the bottle. 256 00:30:44,196 --> 00:30:48,001 - The water spilled. - Even water! 257 00:30:48,036 --> 00:30:53,588 How many stories! So what should the divers say? 258 00:30:55,276 --> 00:31:00,036 - It's an earthquake! - She will be, watch how she talks. 259 00:31:00,071 --> 00:31:04,281 - What does he do? - I'll get out. I cannot? - No! 260 00:31:04,316 --> 00:31:08,697 - I have to get my suitcase. - I'll take it. - Hurry. 261 00:31:08,732 --> 00:31:13,076 - Who sent it to me this! - She's a punishment! 262 00:31:13,111 --> 00:31:17,832 - Slowly, it breaks. - I would break something! 263 00:31:19,196 --> 00:31:20,549 Ah! 264 00:31:26,236 --> 00:31:28,842 A criminal! A criminal! 265 00:31:28,877 --> 00:31:31,842 - He gave it to me wrong. - Crooked? 266 00:31:31,877 --> 00:31:35,456 - What did he have in his head? - She put it on me! 267 00:31:35,491 --> 00:31:40,643 - Be ashamed, at your age! - Throw it away! 268 00:31:40,678 --> 00:31:45,762 Don't open, we'll get pneumonia! Please! 269 00:31:45,797 --> 00:31:50,074 - Air! - We are in a tunnel, we will fill ourselves with smoke! 270 00:31:54,356 --> 00:31:57,722 - How disgusting! - It's not my fault! - Yes! 271 00:31:57,757 --> 00:32:00,757 Do me a favor! Learn to travel! 272 00:32:00,792 --> 00:32:05,236 Go away or I'll throw you out the window. 273 00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,241 - Are you kidding? - I'm serious. 274 00:32:08,276 --> 00:32:11,416 - I don't tolerate these jokes! - Take Pasqualino. 275 00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:14,556 - Keep it as a souvenir of me. - No way do I remember! 276 00:32:14,591 --> 00:32:18,185 Look at the guys who travel in trains! 277 00:32:20,436 --> 00:32:24,962 Marquis, finally! Did he travel on the locomotive? 278 00:32:24,996 --> 00:32:28,436 - What a locomotive! Leave the suitcase! - Give it to me. - Leave it! 279 00:32:28,471 --> 00:32:33,001 I traveled with a villain, marrano, scoundrel 280 00:32:33,036 --> 00:32:36,436 which reduced that cabin a pigsty, go and see! 281 00:32:36,471 --> 00:32:38,962 - I'm sorry, Marquis. - I'm not a marquis. 282 00:32:38,996 --> 00:32:42,676 You are democratic, but for me it is always the Marquis of Chemantel. 283 00:32:42,711 --> 00:32:47,516 - There is a misunderstanding here. - In fact, you have the wrong cabin. 284 00:32:47,551 --> 00:32:51,333 His single he is in the second carriage. 285 00:32:51,368 --> 00:32:55,081 He has the number 8 single, there he can rest. 286 00:32:55,116 --> 00:32:59,268 What is this "symbol" number 8? Don't run, dance all over! 287 00:33:05,076 --> 00:33:07,032 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 288 00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:08,761 Go ahead. 289 00:33:08,797 --> 00:33:14,666 - Did you find it? - Yes, now it's in the your cabin, number 8. - Thank you. 290 00:33:40,076 --> 00:33:41,116 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 291 00:33:41,151 --> 00:33:42,922 Busy! 292 00:33:42,957 --> 00:33:45,550 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR - Come on! 293 00:33:46,356 --> 00:33:50,476 - Finally, Gaston! Where were you hiding? - it? 294 00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:52,954 - I made you search everywhere. - To me? 295 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:55,361 We agreed to meet us on the train. 296 00:33:55,396 --> 00:33:59,076 You're just as distracted as usual you say you love me and then you escape me. 297 00:33:59,111 --> 00:34:02,236 Really? Do I say I love you and then I run away from you? 298 00:34:02,271 --> 00:34:04,361 What an idiot! 299 00:34:04,396 --> 00:34:07,721 Maybe I'm not your type anymore. 300 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:11,761 No! No! Let's clarify, she's my "girl" and what a girl! 301 00:34:11,796 --> 00:34:16,796 Chiller than that...! Actually, let's do some "making out"? 302 00:34:16,831 --> 00:34:18,801 Gastone, now is not the time. 303 00:34:18,836 --> 00:34:22,037 - A little? - No. - An old woman? - I said no! 304 00:34:22,072 --> 00:34:23,601 As unsaid. 305 00:34:23,636 --> 00:34:28,233 I came above all to give you your passport. 306 00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:32,830 - You forgot it at the hotel. - I had it in... 307 00:34:33,077 --> 00:34:35,636 in the hotel? 308 00:34:36,236 --> 00:34:38,386 What a scent! 309 00:34:38,476 --> 00:34:42,276 Are you doing me a favor? Do you still have it? I'll take it later. 310 00:34:42,311 --> 00:34:45,156 - Don't joke, Gastone. - I'm serious. 311 00:34:45,191 --> 00:34:47,321 I have to get off at the border. 312 00:34:47,356 --> 00:34:51,836 - My manager is waiting for me take a trip to Dijon. - How? 313 00:34:51,871 --> 00:34:55,316 - I have to make a trip to Dijon. - And it doesn't hurt? 314 00:34:55,351 --> 00:34:58,122 - Why? - Take a leap on an empty stomach! 315 00:34:58,156 --> 00:35:01,761 if I don't eat, I pass out before I jump. 316 00:35:01,796 --> 00:35:05,281 I skip meals, but I don't do the leap on an empty stomach. 317 00:35:05,316 --> 00:35:10,241 - What do you say? Anyway, by tomorrow I will be in Paris. - Yes? 318 00:35:10,276 --> 00:35:13,957 - "Au revoir, mon petit chou." - Do it again, I like it. 319 00:35:13,992 --> 00:35:17,481 - "Mon petit chou." - "Mon petit?" - "Chou". 320 00:35:17,516 --> 00:35:21,873 - SHOU. What does SHOU mean? - "My little cabbage." 321 00:35:23,077 --> 00:35:24,841 Cabbage? 322 00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:28,710 He called me cabbage! He greeted me with cabbage. 323 00:35:28,957 --> 00:35:30,993 These women! 324 00:35:31,117 --> 00:35:35,396 Hey! This is me! Gaston de Chemantel! 325 00:35:35,431 --> 00:35:39,106 Marquis. I'm marquis! 326 00:35:39,957 --> 00:35:42,516 I was a marquis and I didn't know it! 327 00:36:11,117 --> 00:36:13,755 Goodbye everyone! 328 00:36:15,157 --> 00:36:18,681 - Let's not start stealing suitcases! - As you wish. 329 00:36:18,716 --> 00:36:22,436 - Marquis, did you have a good trip? - This is my business! 330 00:36:22,471 --> 00:36:26,157 - Stop it or I'll "roast" you. - I'm your butler. 331 00:36:26,192 --> 00:36:27,721 Really? 332 00:36:27,756 --> 00:36:32,002 - Excuse me. Are you the butler? - Didn't he recognize me? 333 00:36:32,037 --> 00:36:37,117 Right away! As soon as I saw her I said: “What a long piece of butler”! 334 00:36:37,152 --> 00:36:40,481 He will have to get at least two salaries! 335 00:36:40,516 --> 00:36:45,113 - How is his master? - You tell me, Mr. Marquis. 336 00:36:46,676 --> 00:36:50,361 Excuse me. When did she BUTLER? 337 00:36:50,396 --> 00:36:53,936 When I entered his service, I was his height. 338 00:36:53,971 --> 00:36:57,903 - Damn, how he has grown! - He has a poor memory. 339 00:36:57,938 --> 00:37:01,801 In fact in my head gaps occur 340 00:37:01,836 --> 00:37:04,841 than the Venice lagoon it becomes a lagoon trifle. 341 00:37:04,876 --> 00:37:10,436 - I know, that's why I'm here. - How did you know I was coming? 342 00:37:10,471 --> 00:37:14,197 - We received his telegram. - Be comfortable. 343 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,915 When did I send the telegram? 344 00:37:17,077 --> 00:37:19,795 See. 345 00:37:22,396 --> 00:37:27,516 - This is not my handwriting. - Shall we go, Mr. Marquis? 346 00:37:27,551 --> 00:37:30,001 - Where are we going? - To your car. 347 00:37:30,037 --> 00:37:33,576 - Do I have a car? - Six, Mr. Marquis. 348 00:37:33,611 --> 00:37:37,117 Six? Why did he only have one come? 349 00:37:37,152 --> 00:37:39,681 I knew he only had one suitcase. 350 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:43,197 I would have liked to go in in Paris with a beautiful procession. 351 00:37:43,232 --> 00:37:46,506 In "great pomp". Instead, it's a pump! 352 00:37:48,277 --> 00:37:52,237 We were anxious to see the Marquis, 353 00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:55,756 We were looking forward to it. 354 00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:58,191 Do you wash your gloves? 355 00:37:58,996 --> 00:38:01,001 - Are you the butler? - Yes. 356 00:38:01,036 --> 00:38:03,796 And it makes me feel with suitcase in hand? 357 00:38:03,831 --> 00:38:06,515 I'll fire him, it's too long! 358 00:38:25,676 --> 00:38:30,257 - Where are we going? - At home, Mr. Marquis. - Do I have a house? 359 00:38:30,292 --> 00:38:34,883 Sorry I called home the Chemantel Chateau palace. 360 00:38:34,918 --> 00:38:39,476 - It's true, I have a palace. - Historic, the most beautiful in Paris. 361 00:38:39,511 --> 00:38:43,186 - Let's not start with history. - Please. - Thank you. 362 00:38:47,076 --> 00:38:48,634 Ouch! 363 00:38:51,237 --> 00:38:53,750 These French sorrows! 364 00:39:16,036 --> 00:39:17,992 What a slowdown! 365 00:39:23,596 --> 00:39:26,236 Is it the Palace of Justice? 366 00:39:41,436 --> 00:39:43,472 Hey! 367 00:39:44,277 --> 00:39:49,277 I recognize this, it's me! When did I take this photograph? 368 00:39:49,312 --> 00:39:53,357 The Marquis he looks a lot like his ancestors. 369 00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:55,586 It will be a snapshot! 370 00:39:56,397 --> 00:39:59,355 No! The peppa! 371 00:40:03,876 --> 00:40:07,996 This must be it the Christian Democrat uncle. 372 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:09,952 Safe. 373 00:40:13,317 --> 00:40:19,036 It must be the wife. The wife of brother of the Christian Democrat uncle. 374 00:40:19,071 --> 00:40:22,995 Doctor, the Marquis has arrived. 375 00:40:51,076 --> 00:40:54,836 I withdraw, with the permission of the Marquis. 376 00:40:54,871 --> 00:40:57,953 With your permission, doctor. 377 00:40:59,836 --> 00:41:04,201 Are you a doctor? What a beautiful combination. 378 00:41:04,236 --> 00:41:10,676 They've been happening to me for several days things I don't understand. 379 00:41:10,711 --> 00:41:13,921 I'm very confused in the head. 380 00:41:13,956 --> 00:41:17,641 You're a little excited, Mr. Marquis. 381 00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:22,756 - How is the Neapolitan vagabond? - Tramp? Which tramp? 382 00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:26,874 - Toto'. - Toto'? Toto' is me! 383 00:41:27,716 --> 00:41:32,756 Sit here, Mr. Marquis and try to stay calm. 384 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:37,761 It's a fixation! Because her too does he call me marquis? 385 00:41:37,796 --> 00:41:43,276 You are the Marquis of Chemantel, you are among your ancestors, 386 00:41:43,312 --> 00:41:47,556 to your servants and I am your doctor. 387 00:41:47,591 --> 00:41:49,911 Wakes up! How many are there? 388 00:41:50,317 --> 00:41:53,976 I'm afraid we need a doctor that you visit both. 389 00:41:54,011 --> 00:41:57,601 To her too something isn't working in your head. 390 00:41:57,636 --> 00:42:04,631 You are not far from the truth, you are a schizophrenic subject. 391 00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:11,626 - No, I'm a Neapolitan Democrat. - Let's say Neapolitan schizophrenic. 392 00:42:11,756 --> 00:42:16,836 - You are a victim of hallucinations. - Hallucinations? 393 00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:21,001 So all this is it a hallucination? 394 00:42:21,036 --> 00:42:26,076 This is the reality. The hallucination it is your other existence. 395 00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:30,133 The one that makes you believe of being starving. 396 00:42:30,168 --> 00:42:34,121 No, dear doctor, I am a real starving person. 397 00:42:34,156 --> 00:42:38,956 Mine is an atavistic hunger, I descend from a dynasty of starving people. 398 00:42:38,991 --> 00:42:43,756 My father, my grandfather, my great grandfather and all the ancestors of my family. 399 00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:47,281 If you want to heal, you have to help me. 400 00:42:47,316 --> 00:42:51,796 You must resume existence gilded of the Marquis of Chemantel. 401 00:42:51,831 --> 00:42:53,881 About "golden". 402 00:42:53,916 --> 00:43:01,345 If she takes me and turns me upside down, Not a penny falls out of my pocket! 403 00:43:02,597 --> 00:43:07,116 - You have much more money than you need. - Really? 404 00:43:07,151 --> 00:43:12,190 - You are worth a lot, a lot of money. - Will be! 405 00:43:12,437 --> 00:43:14,587 - Come. - Yes. 406 00:43:22,356 --> 00:43:27,191 - It's closed. The key? - You have it in your right pocket. - No. 407 00:43:28,236 --> 00:43:30,306 Yes! This? 408 00:43:35,236 --> 00:43:39,469 - Couldn't it be a hallucination? - Touch. - I can? 409 00:43:40,316 --> 00:43:45,834 By golly! Excuse me. Sometimes it is said that the occasion... 410 00:43:50,676 --> 00:43:54,954 - They are my fees. - A little expensive, doctor! 411 00:43:55,036 --> 00:43:59,236 - But you need me. - I'm not dying! 412 00:43:59,271 --> 00:44:01,192 Not yet. 413 00:44:14,637 --> 00:44:16,593 SOFT MUSIC 414 00:45:34,076 --> 00:45:36,032 Good! 415 00:45:37,796 --> 00:45:43,713 Dear doctor, this cure that I ordered is wonderful. 416 00:45:44,196 --> 00:45:47,562 Doctor, give me some advice: 417 00:45:47,597 --> 00:45:53,996 this beautiful blonde should it be taken before or after meals? 418 00:45:54,031 --> 00:45:57,955 Conduct, Marquis. Girls, come on, hurry! 419 00:45:58,116 --> 00:46:02,507 - Why are you sending them away? - Juliette is here. 420 00:46:05,677 --> 00:46:08,562 I met that one on the train! 421 00:46:08,597 --> 00:46:13,595 Try to remember. Long before, it is the woman you love. 422 00:46:13,630 --> 00:46:18,594 Really? Is this the woman I love? Then I have good taste. 423 00:46:19,116 --> 00:46:23,642 - But he is without birth. - So what? 424 00:46:23,677 --> 00:46:31,185 Growth is important. Doctor, that has grown... 425 00:46:34,196 --> 00:46:37,201 - "Will it fit"? - Ask her. 426 00:46:37,236 --> 00:46:40,521 - Don't hesitate. - Maybe he's waiting for someone. 427 00:46:40,556 --> 00:46:44,316 Wait for you, you meet here every evening. 428 00:46:44,351 --> 00:46:46,751 Really? Wait for me? 429 00:46:46,876 --> 00:46:52,634 Then I'll go "fish"! Excuse me. 430 00:46:55,356 --> 00:46:57,281 How is it going? 431 00:46:57,316 --> 00:47:01,321 - Dear Gaston. I was impatient to see you again. - Me too. 432 00:47:01,356 --> 00:47:06,156 Ever since I knew that I love you, I feel like I'm going crazy! A hug. 433 00:47:06,191 --> 00:47:09,512 - What are you doing? Everyone is watching us! - It is true. 434 00:47:11,717 --> 00:47:15,156 There are too many people here, let's go to my house. 435 00:47:15,191 --> 00:47:17,642 I don't come to the wolf's den. 436 00:47:17,677 --> 00:47:22,396 There was only one little dog in my house who is dead. There's only me. 437 00:47:22,431 --> 00:47:26,956 - I want to marry you, ask your hand. - Exaggerated. 438 00:47:26,991 --> 00:47:30,396 I would be exaggerating if further the hand would ask for the arm, 439 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:34,201 the annexes and connected! But I limit myself to the hand. 440 00:47:34,236 --> 00:47:38,516 Then come to my house, you will your request to my mother. 441 00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:41,717 Do I ask for your mother's hand? What do I do with it? 442 00:47:41,752 --> 00:47:45,521 - No, mine! - So you agree? 443 00:47:45,556 --> 00:47:51,116 Whoever remains silent agrees. How they are happy! I'm bursting with happiness! 444 00:47:51,151 --> 00:47:53,253 I would do crazy things! Ask. 445 00:47:53,288 --> 00:47:55,321 - Seriously? - Very sad! 446 00:47:55,356 --> 00:48:00,396 - You want me to burn everything, what do you dance, what do you sing? - Sing. 447 00:48:00,431 --> 00:48:03,436 Does it please you? I sing! 448 00:48:03,471 --> 00:48:04,994 Maestro! 449 00:48:09,276 --> 00:48:13,236 came from Canicattì. 450 00:48:13,271 --> 00:48:17,161 which left packed that day. 451 00:48:17,196 --> 00:48:21,596 he answered neither no nor yes. 452 00:48:21,631 --> 00:48:25,996 English I said this to her in a low voice. 453 00:48:26,031 --> 00:48:31,401 I become a boiled body for you. 454 00:48:31,436 --> 00:48:36,191 the grave because I die for you. 455 00:48:36,877 --> 00:48:41,712 that air that you know. 456 00:48:42,156 --> 00:48:47,150 in the blue painted blue. 457 00:48:48,116 --> 00:48:53,110 I make a bet that I'll marry you. 458 00:48:53,676 --> 00:48:58,591 the encore and you know what. 459 00:49:01,516 --> 00:49:05,476 Tightly hugged like this. 460 00:49:05,511 --> 00:49:09,433 suddenly midday fired. 461 00:49:09,468 --> 00:49:13,551 a month and says to me: My dear Mimì. 462 00:49:13,586 --> 00:49:17,634 but I can't understand. 463 00:49:18,076 --> 00:49:23,434 I become a boiled body for you. 464 00:49:23,716 --> 00:49:29,076 the grave because I die for you. 465 00:49:29,111 --> 00:49:34,669 that air that you know. 466 00:49:34,704 --> 00:49:40,228 in the blue painted blue. 467 00:49:40,636 --> 00:49:45,995 I make a bet that I'll marry you. 468 00:49:46,276 --> 00:49:51,874 the encore and you know what. 469 00:49:59,436 --> 00:50:02,587 - Take a seat, Gastone. - Thank you. 470 00:50:03,837 --> 00:50:09,601 - How cute yours is MAISONE MUBLE. - What do you say? 471 00:50:09,636 --> 00:50:14,997 This house, this APARTMENT, it's THREE DAYS, even FOUR DAYS. 472 00:50:15,032 --> 00:50:16,721 - Really? - Yes. 473 00:50:16,756 --> 00:50:19,641 - Really? - VERAMON, MADMUASEL. 474 00:50:19,676 --> 00:50:22,716 - Shall I call my mother? - Make yourself at home. 475 00:50:22,751 --> 00:50:26,425 Mommy! Mommy, where are you? 476 00:50:27,116 --> 00:50:30,188 - Oh God, why isn't he answering? - Maybe she's dead. 477 00:50:30,957 --> 00:50:37,156 - It's bad to say these things. - "Not all evils have a silver lining." 478 00:50:37,191 --> 00:50:43,356 - It would be one less mother-in-law. - You're joking! She won't be back. 479 00:50:43,391 --> 00:50:45,521 - What a pity. - Too bad what? 480 00:50:45,556 --> 00:50:50,356 That she's not dead... that she's not in house. I would have gladly met her. 481 00:50:50,391 --> 00:50:54,236 - Then you have to go away. - Absolutely not! 482 00:50:54,271 --> 00:50:57,561 I won't leave you alone with a man! 483 00:50:57,596 --> 00:51:03,512 - There is no man here! - How? I'm not a man? 484 00:51:04,756 --> 00:51:08,796 Precisely because you are a man you have to go away. 485 00:51:08,831 --> 00:51:11,801 Let's not throw tantrums, physical increase! 486 00:51:11,836 --> 00:51:15,836 - Gastone, stay still! - A hug. - That would be too much. 487 00:51:15,872 --> 00:51:18,761 A "synthetic" hug, After all, I have to marry you. 488 00:51:18,796 --> 00:51:23,276 We need an advance, I can't "buy the cat in the sack". 489 00:51:23,311 --> 00:51:27,836 If after the wedding... sometimes... you just can't tell! 490 00:51:27,871 --> 00:51:31,281 - Gastone, what are you saying! - I'm serious. 491 00:51:31,316 --> 00:51:35,796 A friend of mine had a car in Try it for 3 months before buying it. 492 00:51:35,831 --> 00:51:39,894 - I'm not a car! - Let's just do a month. - No! 493 00:51:39,929 --> 00:51:43,957 - A kind of running-in. - You will only hug me after you are married. 494 00:51:43,992 --> 00:51:46,915 So what do we do now? 495 00:51:47,037 --> 00:51:48,993 Nothing. 496 00:51:50,196 --> 00:51:52,664 What a rip-off! 497 00:51:52,876 --> 00:52:00,156 - What do you want to drink? - Half gaseous, but fresh. 498 00:52:00,191 --> 00:52:02,873 Gastone, I don't recognize you. 499 00:52:02,909 --> 00:52:05,521 I don't even recognize myself! 500 00:52:05,556 --> 00:52:10,356 - Whisky, cognac or Pernaud? - Eh? - Whisky, cognac o Pernaud? 501 00:52:10,391 --> 00:52:13,321 Yes, a whistle and a raspberry, but ice cream! 502 00:52:13,356 --> 00:52:19,114 - Do you have a FRIDGE at home? - You're the usual delightful prankster. 503 00:52:20,516 --> 00:52:23,314 We never get bored with you. 504 00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,114 - Here, Gaston. - Thank you. - Eating! 505 00:52:31,037 --> 00:52:33,721 - Where? - Who? - Ciccillo. 506 00:52:33,756 --> 00:52:37,037 - Cheers to our wedding. - Is that what they say? 507 00:52:37,072 --> 00:52:40,267 Ciccillo at our wedding! 508 00:52:44,957 --> 00:52:47,709 Excellent, by golly! 509 00:53:13,276 --> 00:53:19,624 I become a boiled body for you. 510 00:53:21,716 --> 00:53:25,916 Gastone, you are tired. You need rest. 511 00:53:25,951 --> 00:53:30,035 - Yes, let's rest together. - Right. 512 00:53:30,117 --> 00:53:35,668 - Let's take a nice rest. - Yes, come. 513 00:53:40,276 --> 00:53:45,716 the grave because I die for you. 514 00:53:45,751 --> 00:53:47,672 Help. 515 00:53:51,436 --> 00:53:53,791 516 00:53:54,796 --> 00:53:56,752 We rest. 517 00:54:04,676 --> 00:54:08,067 518 00:54:35,796 --> 00:54:38,754 - Are you sleeping? - Deeply. 519 00:54:39,436 --> 00:54:45,307 - You can come up, Marquis. - We see this miracle of resemblance. 520 00:55:27,317 --> 00:55:31,230 It's a perfect resemblance. 521 00:55:32,436 --> 00:55:35,872 But I believed to be more attractive. 522 00:55:35,956 --> 00:55:39,521 What is this thing like in "my shoes"? 523 00:55:39,556 --> 00:55:44,396 Of course he doesn't have your class nor your perfidy, 524 00:55:44,431 --> 00:55:48,428 - but that's pretty good. - It's better that way. 525 00:55:48,463 --> 00:55:52,425 If he's comfortable in my shoes, it will stay there. 526 00:55:53,357 --> 00:55:55,586 Until death. 527 00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:18,365 Here is the Marquis. 528 00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:29,328 - All done. - You're welcome, Marquis. Please have a seat, miss. 529 00:56:34,210 --> 00:56:38,090 I visited the Marquis, here is my report. 530 00:56:38,125 --> 00:56:41,970 - The Marquis is in excellent health. - Very good. 531 00:56:42,005 --> 00:56:45,548 Ten million dollars in case of death, 532 00:56:45,583 --> 00:56:49,090 beneficiary Miss Juliette Marchand. 533 00:56:49,125 --> 00:56:51,206 Sign, Marquis. 534 00:56:52,370 --> 00:56:53,928 Thank you. 535 00:56:58,691 --> 00:57:00,895 Congratulations, miss. 536 00:57:00,930 --> 00:57:06,766 For the moment I'm not going to die... me. 537 00:58:06,530 --> 00:58:07,883 Gaston. 538 00:58:09,370 --> 00:58:10,807 Gaston. 539 00:58:10,841 --> 00:58:12,243 Gaston! 540 00:58:13,530 --> 00:58:15,088 Wakes up! 541 00:58:16,170 --> 00:58:17,922 Gaston! 542 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:21,488 Who is? 543 00:58:22,890 --> 00:58:25,850 - It's me, Juliette. - Juliette? 544 00:58:25,885 --> 00:58:29,047 Already. Juliette. 545 00:58:30,130 --> 00:58:34,616 who am I? Where am I? 546 00:58:34,651 --> 00:58:38,335 - You're at my house. - Yes, it's your house. 547 00:58:38,370 --> 00:58:43,890 Do you still call me "you"? After tonight's love trials? 548 00:58:43,925 --> 00:58:48,170 Tonight? So today is yesterday's tomorrow! 549 00:58:48,205 --> 00:58:51,335 I spent... the night here? 550 00:58:51,370 --> 00:58:56,771 And what a night! Don't you remember anything anymore? 551 00:58:56,806 --> 00:58:59,255 It's a real shame! 552 00:58:59,290 --> 00:59:02,631 Hunger, poverty, The attic on the tree, I remember it. 553 00:59:02,666 --> 00:59:05,935 The beautiful things I should remember, I don't remember them. 554 00:59:05,970 --> 00:59:10,919 - As if they hadn't happened. - Instead everything happened. 555 00:59:12,050 --> 00:59:14,006 All? 556 00:59:15,851 --> 00:59:18,284 Just everything? 557 00:59:18,811 --> 00:59:23,167 - All. - How unfortunate! What a shame! 558 00:59:23,851 --> 00:59:27,240 I would slap myself! But... 559 00:59:37,170 --> 00:59:41,004 Listen, I wanted to ask you something, but... 560 00:59:44,450 --> 00:59:48,090 I'm ashamed. Can you refresh my memory? 561 00:59:48,125 --> 00:59:50,415 Gastone, don't make me blush. 562 00:59:50,450 --> 00:59:55,095 No blushing! I'll marry you later! 563 00:59:55,130 --> 00:59:58,015 Shut up, for goodness' sake, my mother is about to return. 564 00:59:58,050 --> 01:00:02,575 - Wasn't she dead? - Don't joke. It's bad to say these things. 565 01:00:02,610 --> 01:00:07,170 - But not all evils come for "mother-in-law", huh? - Go away. 566 01:00:07,205 --> 01:00:12,570 If my mother saw you, he would understand that you slept here. 567 01:00:12,605 --> 01:00:15,768 There's your car that will take you home. 568 01:00:15,803 --> 01:00:18,931 - When will we see each other again? - I'll call you. 569 01:00:18,965 --> 01:00:21,375 THERE IS A KNOCKING ON THE DOOR 570 01:00:21,410 --> 01:00:26,410 - What are you calling me with? - With the phone! - How stupid! 571 01:00:26,445 --> 01:00:28,366 Ouch! 572 01:00:29,210 --> 01:00:33,123 Damn, what a "nose"! 573 01:00:39,771 --> 01:00:42,495 - Did you hear? - Yes. 574 01:00:42,530 --> 01:00:47,410 - Luckily he believes everything. - I feel sorry for you and I'm ashamed. 575 01:00:47,445 --> 01:00:50,255 Me too, but we need to keep quiet. 576 01:00:50,290 --> 01:00:54,730 You do it for your boyfriend, the scene you'll do it another time about remorse. 577 01:00:54,766 --> 01:00:58,851 If Pierre knew what we are doing, would you be happy? 578 01:00:58,886 --> 01:01:04,926 As a father I hope not. But... what a beautiful situation! 579 01:01:05,290 --> 01:01:11,365 Pierre must never know what we did for his salvation. 580 01:01:11,771 --> 01:01:13,295 Agree. 581 01:01:13,330 --> 01:01:16,367 - Do you promise me? - I promise you. 582 01:01:16,771 --> 01:01:21,726 Call "Vénus Noire" and book table number 3. 583 01:01:21,761 --> 01:01:26,682 - Why exactly the 3? - Because of a certain statue. 584 01:01:34,050 --> 01:01:37,009 SING IN FRENCH 585 01:03:18,770 --> 01:03:22,170 Isn't anyone there? Waiter! 586 01:03:22,205 --> 01:03:24,495 - What? - Shut up. 587 01:03:24,530 --> 01:03:28,409 - Is the singer singing? - Yes. - Then shut up. 588 01:03:28,490 --> 01:03:31,575 - Waiter! - I begged her to shut up. 589 01:03:31,610 --> 01:03:36,330 - I'm calling the waiter. - Then you call him in a low voice. 590 01:03:36,365 --> 01:03:41,415 - Shut up, do you understand? - Gaston, please. 591 01:03:41,450 --> 01:03:46,455 He wanted it! The singer he's singing and he's screaming! 592 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:53,680 - I told him to be quiet, but he nothing! - Come in. 593 01:04:00,650 --> 01:04:02,606 Are you crazy? 594 01:04:02,810 --> 01:04:05,690 - I'm desolate. - I did not understand. 595 01:04:05,725 --> 01:04:08,535 - I'm desolate. - Much pleasure. 596 01:04:08,570 --> 01:04:12,971 - Desolate, where is this country? - No, I'm desolate. 597 01:04:13,006 --> 01:04:15,016 - You're not French? - Yes. 598 01:04:15,051 --> 01:04:18,330 - Why does he say he is desolate? - I'm shocked about what happened. 599 01:04:18,365 --> 01:04:20,655 Did he fall and get upset? 600 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:24,575 - The incident earlier... - With that young man? Nonsense. 601 01:04:24,610 --> 01:04:29,370 - Number 3 is reserved for you. - Which? This? I don't like. 602 01:04:29,405 --> 01:04:33,610 - I would like one under the stage. - I reserved it. 603 01:04:33,645 --> 01:04:35,655 If she reserved it, it's fine. 604 01:04:35,690 --> 01:04:39,450 - Come in. - No, please, she's at her house, come in. 605 01:04:39,485 --> 01:04:43,046 - The table is for her. - If you want it that way, thanks. 606 01:04:44,570 --> 01:04:47,570 - Leave her, the young lady sits down. - Certain. 607 01:04:47,605 --> 01:04:49,775 I saw him take it off... 608 01:04:49,810 --> 01:04:52,096 - No! No jokes! - How? 609 01:04:52,131 --> 01:04:56,490 She moves the chair and makes me go with the "poo" on the ground. 610 01:04:56,525 --> 01:04:58,695 - I wouldn't dare. - Word of honor? 611 01:04:58,730 --> 01:05:01,722 I don't like these jokes, Desolate. 612 01:05:05,131 --> 01:05:07,087 Let's get this out of the way. 613 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:11,091 - I can? - What does he do? He rubs the bottle. 614 01:05:11,126 --> 01:05:14,446 - I'll "break" it. - "Frappa". 615 01:05:15,251 --> 01:05:20,643 - Frappa. Is he frapping it? - Yes. - Do you like frappa? 616 01:05:21,530 --> 01:05:27,370 Perfect, it's right below. The doll will crush him like an egg. 617 01:05:27,405 --> 01:05:30,695 What a brain that Duclos is. He thought of everything. 618 01:05:30,730 --> 01:05:35,963 He treats us like handicaps, but when it'll all end, I'll talk to him! 619 01:05:36,610 --> 01:05:41,171 - Good evening. - Dear doctor, you are here too! 620 01:05:41,206 --> 01:05:45,730 - Come in. - I can't, I have company. 621 01:05:45,765 --> 01:05:47,815 Are you happy? 622 01:05:47,850 --> 01:05:52,295 Very happy, HAPPY, very happy! 623 01:05:52,330 --> 01:05:58,410 I no longer have bad hallucinations. I am healed and very happy. 624 01:05:58,445 --> 01:06:04,615 I'm waiting for it to rain on my head a huge fortune. 625 01:06:04,650 --> 01:06:09,370 Let's hope it's not too late. Pass cheerfully these last moments. 626 01:06:09,405 --> 01:06:11,575 Why "last moments"? 627 01:06:11,610 --> 01:06:17,930 - The night is coming to an end and everything this will end with the night. - Certain. 628 01:06:17,965 --> 01:06:21,479 - I'll leave you. - OREVOllR! 629 01:06:22,530 --> 01:06:24,521 He's a good person. 630 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:34,113 I'm happy next to you, it seems to me of being on the threshold of Paradise. 631 01:06:34,561 --> 01:06:37,394 You're so good, too bad. 632 01:06:37,481 --> 01:06:41,155 - Why sin? - Nothing, just my thoughts. 633 01:06:41,361 --> 01:06:44,045 - Wait for me here. - Where are you going? 634 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:47,471 - Getting ready for my act. - Do you do a number? 635 01:06:47,640 --> 01:06:51,100 Don't you remember? I work here every night. 636 01:06:51,135 --> 01:06:54,561 - It's true, I forgot. You sing. - No. 637 01:06:54,596 --> 01:06:56,845 - Dance. - Not even. 638 01:06:56,880 --> 01:07:03,672 - Dances and songs. - Better if you have it forgotten. You will have a surprise. 639 01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,878 THINK! He weighs me. 640 01:07:15,561 --> 01:07:17,845 He weighs me. 641 01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,635 WEIGH IT! But what number will it make? 642 01:07:28,000 --> 01:07:32,685 - Sorry if it "disturbs me", is the program? - Yes. 643 01:07:32,720 --> 01:07:37,566 - What are they doing now? - Juliette Marchand. - I understand. 644 01:07:37,601 --> 01:07:43,040 - What does he perform in? - Nella re-enactment of Pompadour. - Ah! 645 01:07:43,075 --> 01:07:45,601 How much is it? For goodness sake! 646 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,750 Mr. Desolate, are you the "boatswain" here? 647 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:59,392 - What is this PUMPADURA? - The Pompadour? 648 01:07:59,641 --> 01:08:03,681 - Are you asking me? - Who should I ask? 649 01:08:03,715 --> 01:08:07,755 - Who better than you should know? - I know. 650 01:08:07,790 --> 01:08:11,795 - But I was wondering if she knows. - Certain! 651 01:08:13,481 --> 01:08:18,400 Pompadour is the famous concubine of the king of France. 652 01:08:18,435 --> 01:08:22,109 It's the "concolina" of the king of France! 653 01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:26,561 - Do they do concolina here? - Yes. 654 01:08:26,596 --> 01:08:28,517 What laughter! 655 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:32,072 - I'm pissed off! - Me too. 656 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,950 We get lost! 657 01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:39,471 Are you doing me a favor? 658 01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:46,280 - Have another laugh in my face to this little finger. - Marquis! 659 01:08:46,315 --> 01:08:48,235 Ignorant. 660 01:08:48,270 --> 01:08:50,156 Concolina! 661 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:03,196 - Excuse me. - Please. 662 01:09:36,280 --> 01:09:37,646 Ah! 663 01:09:37,681 --> 01:09:39,637 SPEAK FRENCH 664 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,405 Sorry, but he has a head that looks like a balloon! 665 01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:50,231 They have heads like balloons and they get angry at people! 666 01:09:52,681 --> 01:09:54,637 APPLAUSE 667 01:09:57,160 --> 01:10:00,948 Encore! Encore! Encore! 668 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:19,554 Juliette, cover yourself! 669 01:11:22,801 --> 01:11:24,950 THE VOICES OVERLAP 670 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:37,245 You are two unsurpassable idiots. 671 01:11:37,280 --> 01:11:42,160 Two of you don't have half of the intelligence of a ruminant. 672 01:11:42,195 --> 01:11:47,005 - I would have given it to him a stab wound in the stomach. - Idiot! 673 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:50,045 He must die naturally, otherwise the insurance doesn't pay. 674 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:55,600 It's Duclos' fault, before we do it the signal was at his table. 675 01:11:55,635 --> 01:11:58,960 I don't trust him. He's trying to screw us. 676 01:11:58,995 --> 01:12:01,686 It can't be ruled out, what do you think? 677 01:12:01,721 --> 01:12:06,886 He has more ideas than the whole academy of France. 678 01:12:06,921 --> 01:12:13,359 - If I were you, I would be wary. - Bring Duclos here. 679 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:17,926 If he is the one who hinders us, we will prevent him. 680 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:24,115 - I get it, a nice stab wound in the belly. - Cretin! I'll take care of it. 681 01:12:49,801 --> 01:12:51,757 PHONE RINGING 682 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,966 Hello? READY? Who goes there? 683 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,886 Juliette, my love! I was thinking about you. 684 01:13:01,921 --> 01:13:08,116 I thought, “I wonder if right now Juliette THINKS of me." Do you THINK of me? 685 01:13:08,151 --> 01:13:14,313 Sure and I decided to tell you something, but I can't do it over the phone. 686 01:13:15,280 --> 01:13:20,001 Sure, certain things they cannot be done over the phone. 687 01:13:20,035 --> 01:13:24,720 Come into my arms, I wait for you impatiently. 688 01:13:24,755 --> 01:13:28,197 - After... - How? 689 01:13:28,232 --> 01:13:31,605 INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS 690 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:34,598 - What are you saying? - I can't scream. 691 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:38,320 - After what happened tonight. - What happened? 692 01:13:38,355 --> 01:13:42,841 You don't remember what happened this night? 693 01:13:42,876 --> 01:13:44,966 Then you're the forgetful one! 694 01:13:45,001 --> 01:13:48,841 My love, this night you saved my life. 695 01:13:48,876 --> 01:13:52,325 If I hadn't run to cover you, 696 01:13:52,360 --> 01:13:55,165 I would have fallen that statue in the head. 697 01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:58,200 Now I would be in the hospital with a reserved prognosis. 698 01:13:58,235 --> 01:14:00,685 Patience for the hospital stay, 699 01:14:00,720 --> 01:14:05,846 but have a guarded prognosis that's not CUTE! THINK! 700 01:14:05,881 --> 01:14:11,720 Don't move, wait for me. I have to tell you something very important. 701 01:14:11,755 --> 01:14:16,760 Yes, dear, I'm waiting for you. I immediately put myself on "expectation". 702 01:14:16,795 --> 01:14:20,150 GUD BAl, DARLIN. BUT LOV! 703 01:14:21,001 --> 01:14:22,832 I said, “MAL LOV”! 704 01:14:24,520 --> 01:14:28,195 Who are you? What does he want, what is he looking for? 705 01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:36,725 - I'm looking for the Marquis of Chemantel, is it you? - That's what they say. 706 01:14:36,760 --> 01:14:43,280 - I have to talk to you. - I don't have time, I'm expecting a very important visit. 707 01:14:43,315 --> 01:14:48,018 - A woman? - Yes, a visit important is a woman. 708 01:14:48,053 --> 01:14:52,566 - Juliette, that slut! - Watch how he speaks! 709 01:14:52,601 --> 01:14:57,046 - Juliette is my girlfriend. - It's mine too. 710 01:14:57,081 --> 01:15:00,560 What a combination we have a girlfriend in a "condominium". 711 01:15:00,595 --> 01:15:03,685 It means that "Unity is strength". 712 01:15:03,720 --> 01:15:08,485 What kind of speech is this? Put that thing down! 713 01:15:08,520 --> 01:15:13,041 How dare you bring her into the your garçonnière, old pig? 714 01:15:13,076 --> 01:15:17,560 - I don't have any GARSONIERA. - E The apartment on Rue de Pontieux? 715 01:15:17,595 --> 01:15:22,440 - The contract is in your name. - It's Juliette's house. 716 01:15:22,475 --> 01:15:27,325 He took me there to let me meet the mother. 717 01:15:27,360 --> 01:15:32,434 Juliette is an orphan. His mother is dead and soon you will be too. 718 01:15:33,720 --> 01:15:36,837 - Pierre! - "Hand tricks rude jokes". 719 01:15:37,081 --> 01:15:40,039 Are you crazy? 720 01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:46,325 You arrive on time. Confess, what happened between you two? 721 01:15:46,360 --> 01:15:50,360 Whatever there was I don't remember it. I'm forgetful. 722 01:15:50,395 --> 01:15:54,177 - Gentleman and forgetful. - Shut up! - Yes sir. 723 01:15:54,212 --> 01:15:57,926 You thought I wouldn't find out why was I hidden? 724 01:15:57,961 --> 01:16:03,161 How can you believe it was This poor guy's lover? 725 01:16:03,195 --> 01:16:08,480 He's old and ugly, but he's rich. That's enough for you. 726 01:16:08,515 --> 01:16:12,605 Even if he were rich, young and beautiful, 727 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:17,880 as you can imagine something like that? Don't you love me anymore? 728 01:16:17,915 --> 01:16:22,271 - Juliette... - Dear, you're back. 729 01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:27,998 I've been there too long away from you. I couldn't resist anymore. 730 01:16:28,880 --> 01:16:30,836 You love me? 731 01:16:31,200 --> 01:16:33,157 Really? 732 01:16:39,680 --> 01:16:44,640 Sorry, after all the nice ones and kind words you said to me, 733 01:16:44,675 --> 01:16:50,038 I notice that there are too many of them, I leave you to your effusions. 734 01:16:50,073 --> 01:16:55,400 If you want to explain something later Me too, give a shout. 735 01:16:55,435 --> 01:16:59,400 No, wait. I came to talk to you. 736 01:16:59,435 --> 01:17:02,525 You too need to know the truth. 737 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:09,600 It was a sad comedy, but now I can't take it anymore. 738 01:17:09,635 --> 01:17:14,231 This man makes me feel too sorry, I will explain everything to you. 739 01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:21,980 Talk nonsense, you need me. You know it well. 740 01:17:22,016 --> 01:17:27,600 Maybe once, but today things have changed. 741 01:17:27,635 --> 01:17:31,166 Your brain begins to age 742 01:17:31,201 --> 01:17:35,000 and we doubt that you can use it against us. 743 01:17:35,036 --> 01:17:38,086 In the meantime we have decided 744 01:17:38,121 --> 01:17:43,075 to practice a little hole in the brain. 745 01:17:43,110 --> 01:17:48,029 - In the belly, master! - Shut up, he's mine! 746 01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:50,605 This one is extraordinary! 747 01:17:50,640 --> 01:17:56,161 - Will you let me have it, master? - Yes, let's leave him to his honest work. 748 01:17:56,196 --> 01:17:59,709 Let's see what he can do. 749 01:18:00,720 --> 01:18:06,590 - Can I lower my arms? Ago heartache. - Go against the wall. 750 01:18:08,241 --> 01:18:12,400 I haven't been target shooting in a long time. I'll fill you with holes. 751 01:18:12,435 --> 01:18:15,281 You learned to shoot by correspondence 752 01:18:15,315 --> 01:18:17,925 and you have a brain like a chicken. 753 01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:24,354 You have my gun, use it. It will seem a suicide and you won't have any trouble. 754 01:18:24,680 --> 01:18:28,117 You want to be right until the end, huh? 755 01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:31,797 But it's a smart idea. 756 01:18:32,480 --> 01:18:34,914 One moment, I'll try it. 757 01:18:39,081 --> 01:18:40,525 Thank you. 758 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:46,201 It's a jewel. Sit down there with hands resting on the table. 759 01:18:46,236 --> 01:18:51,840 I have to shoot you up close to leave traces of dust. 760 01:18:51,875 --> 01:18:55,389 - You're boring. - One two three! 761 01:18:56,720 --> 01:19:00,121 Curse! Now the jokes are over! 762 01:19:00,156 --> 01:19:02,076 SPARl 763 01:19:03,201 --> 01:19:05,157 Cursed! 764 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,429 Mouse brain, try to understand something. 765 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,353 SHOOT 766 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,556 What an idiot. 767 01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,845 I hope you had fun enough. 768 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:28,241 You are stunning. Too bad that you didn't want to work with me, 769 01:19:28,276 --> 01:19:30,885 it would have been wonderful. 770 01:19:30,920 --> 01:19:36,100 Thank you, but I'm tired of you and your idiotic helpers. 771 01:19:36,136 --> 01:19:41,281 I cannot act against you, but I would like to finish this matter. 772 01:19:41,316 --> 01:19:45,281 We'll take care of that poor guy who looks like you? 773 01:19:45,316 --> 01:19:48,397 I think it's the best thing. 774 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:55,161 Since Duclos confirms this his faithfulness, let him work. 775 01:19:55,196 --> 01:19:59,797 I'll go and free that tramp from his troubles. 776 01:19:59,832 --> 01:20:04,476 Dad, that poor guy he is no longer at Palazzo Chemantel. 777 01:20:04,511 --> 01:20:09,085 Pierre, what are you doing here? Why did you come to Paris? 778 01:20:09,120 --> 01:20:14,720 Because it doesn't matter, the essential thing is that it arrived on time. 779 01:20:14,755 --> 01:20:18,005 You don't gamble with a man's life. 780 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:25,120 Your dear son is ignorant that his life is at stake. 781 01:20:25,155 --> 01:20:29,000 I know, Juliette explained to me, but I don't approve anyway. 782 01:20:29,035 --> 01:20:32,125 We hid that poor guy. 783 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:38,430 - And I came to do the math with this scoundrel. - Respect. 784 01:20:38,840 --> 01:20:41,845 You have to calm the young man down. 785 01:20:41,880 --> 01:20:47,326 Your father has come up with a plan that honors criminology. 786 01:20:47,361 --> 01:20:52,920 - I can't believe it's yours idea. - It was the only solution. 787 01:20:52,955 --> 01:20:55,832 Where did you hide that man? 788 01:20:57,120 --> 01:20:59,800 - Juliette? - I forbid you to tell him. 789 01:20:59,835 --> 01:21:02,685 instead I order it from you. 790 01:21:02,720 --> 01:21:07,720 Do you want me to give you a couple of slaps? You always told me the truth. 791 01:21:07,755 --> 01:21:12,720 - You never asked me to be a murderer. - It's for your life. 792 01:21:12,755 --> 01:21:15,598 Where did you hide that man? 793 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:19,477 - At the wax museum. - Finally. 794 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,510 - Have him brought to your house. - Why not here? 795 01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:28,085 Because I have an idea that maybe you will like it. 796 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:32,760 - What are those two idiots waiting for? - Hurry, go. 797 01:21:32,795 --> 01:21:34,716 I'm going with them. 798 01:21:44,960 --> 01:21:49,680 This group represents the captive royal family. 799 01:21:49,715 --> 01:21:53,565 Look at Queen Mary Antoinette. 800 01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:59,920 So beautiful it makes you lose your mind and her royal consort knows it! 801 01:21:59,955 --> 01:22:01,565 Please. 802 01:22:01,600 --> 01:22:06,880 I'll show you the other important ones historical reconstructions 803 01:22:06,915 --> 01:22:09,997 that they have great artistic value. 804 01:22:13,040 --> 01:22:14,996 I'll come right away! 805 01:22:18,680 --> 01:22:21,685 - What are you doing? - I cut myself. 806 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:24,720 - Talk to me. - I do it, but you're turned away. 807 01:22:24,755 --> 01:22:28,685 - Talk to me! - Sorry, I didn't know. 808 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:34,120 - Who were you talking to before? - With your colleague. - Talk to me! 809 01:22:34,155 --> 01:22:38,000 - How scary! - What are you doing? - I admire this gallows. 810 01:22:38,035 --> 01:22:41,446 It's not a gallows. It's a working guillotine! 811 01:22:41,481 --> 01:22:45,441 - It looks like a gallows. - Leave it the string. - I'm not eating it! 812 01:22:45,476 --> 01:22:49,446 You are perfectly safe here. 813 01:22:49,481 --> 01:22:52,920 My niece Juliette he chose a great place. 814 01:22:52,955 --> 01:22:56,325 I know all about the threat that looms over you. 815 01:22:56,361 --> 01:23:01,125 - But you should change. - How should I dress? 816 01:23:01,160 --> 01:23:05,800 In the museum we have full warehouses of clothes of every era and style. 817 01:23:05,835 --> 01:23:07,760 - I did not understand. - Period and style. - I understand. 818 01:23:07,795 --> 01:23:10,566 Wear one of these clothes 819 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:14,965 and if you see the face of your persecutors, 820 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:19,441 you stop next to a statue and pretend to be one of them. 821 01:23:19,476 --> 01:23:26,486 What a wonderful idea! If a dress of these "foggiaschi" 822 01:23:26,521 --> 01:23:30,920 if it didn't suit me, it would be there a tailor who can fix it for me? 823 01:23:30,955 --> 01:23:35,160 - Who spoke to you of "foggiaschi"? - You! - it? 824 01:23:35,195 --> 01:23:36,920 - You said Foggia. - Yes, Bari! 825 01:23:36,955 --> 01:23:39,125 Bari? I understood Foggia! 826 01:23:39,160 --> 01:23:43,676 - I said "shape", the cut! - Ah, the cut! 827 01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:47,365 - What did you do? - It was you. 828 01:23:47,401 --> 01:23:50,125 At the word cut the guillotine cut. 829 01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:55,521 Do you want to make me lose my job? Go to the warehouses to change! 830 01:23:55,556 --> 01:23:57,680 - Go get dressed. - Excuse me. 831 01:23:57,715 --> 01:24:00,877 Hey! Come a moment. 832 01:24:01,481 --> 01:24:06,160 Take it to the lab and have it repaired immediately. 833 01:24:06,195 --> 01:24:08,116 All right, boss. 834 01:24:13,360 --> 01:24:15,840 Good morning, professor. Well arrived. 835 01:24:15,875 --> 01:24:18,285 - Bad luck! - What happened? 836 01:24:18,320 --> 01:24:21,566 During the trip I was in shock. 837 01:24:21,601 --> 01:24:26,601 - There was a madman in my cabin! - I'm sorry, professor. 838 01:24:26,636 --> 01:24:31,957 Luckily I'm calm here now in this family environment 839 01:24:31,992 --> 01:24:37,280 and I can resume my studies favorites. You have important news. 840 01:24:37,315 --> 01:24:40,120 - Certain. - Let's see them. 841 01:24:40,155 --> 01:24:41,712 Please. 842 01:24:44,200 --> 01:24:48,360 Luigi, there is a head to fix! 843 01:24:48,395 --> 01:24:52,521 This group is interesting Hitlerian. 844 01:24:52,556 --> 01:24:56,725 Hitler is very well portrayed. 845 01:24:56,760 --> 01:25:02,357 He terrorized the world by unleashing an unprecedented war. 846 01:25:03,720 --> 01:25:09,400 - Is it moving? - No! It will be his scholarly fantasy. 847 01:25:09,435 --> 01:25:12,518 It seemed to me that he had moved! 848 01:25:13,880 --> 01:25:16,681 - And yet it moves! - Galileo said this. 849 01:25:16,716 --> 01:25:19,194 I know this too! 850 01:25:20,760 --> 01:25:26,800 Strange, this Hitler has the same ones appearance of the madman on the train. 851 01:25:26,835 --> 01:25:30,429 It makes me want it give him a slap! 852 01:25:30,721 --> 01:25:34,085 - Who did it? - I didn't do anything. 853 01:25:34,120 --> 01:25:38,160 - Who did it? - His imagination. - They hit me. - It hurts me. 854 01:25:38,195 --> 01:25:40,435 It hurts me! 855 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:48,000 No one has ever allowed themselves to do so the horns to Calogero Tempesta! 856 01:25:48,035 --> 01:25:49,956 PERNACCHIA 857 01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:54,405 - How dare you! - Forgive me, I have a cold. 858 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,036 - I sneezed. - You sneeze badly, take care of yourself! 859 01:25:59,681 --> 01:26:05,485 - Where did he go? - Who? - Hitler. - There never was Hitler. 860 01:26:05,521 --> 01:26:10,480 - Who is this? - His assistant of field. - Wasn't there Hitler? - No. 861 01:26:10,515 --> 01:26:13,800 That crazy guy on the train it makes me crazy. 862 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:17,760 Let's continue, then I'll go to the clinic. 863 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:28,631 Where was he hiding? 864 01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:36,299 There it is! 865 01:26:42,900 --> 01:26:47,720 - Do you play "hide and seek"? - There's a mistake, I'm a statue. 866 01:26:47,855 --> 01:26:51,065 - It is not true! - Word of honor! 867 01:26:51,100 --> 01:26:54,058 - Watch out, people are coming! - If you move, you're dead. 868 01:26:56,341 --> 01:27:00,253 This is a new group, It's not on the list. 869 01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:05,053 - Is this the capture of a gangster? - Yes. - It's perfect... 870 01:27:06,820 --> 01:27:11,900 This face is my obsession, haunts me! Can I touch it? 871 01:27:11,935 --> 01:27:15,265 - Ah! - The spring has sprung. 872 01:27:15,301 --> 01:27:19,340 Let's go away, otherwise I'll go crazy! 873 01:27:24,140 --> 01:27:25,892 Curse! 874 01:27:35,220 --> 01:27:37,176 Where? 875 01:27:37,341 --> 01:27:40,252 Be careful, there's a guard. 876 01:27:56,421 --> 01:28:00,494 The guard is no longer there. The beggar is gone! 877 01:28:01,140 --> 01:28:04,769 If we go to the exit, we will take it. 878 01:28:05,100 --> 01:28:07,490 Follow me, you idiot. 879 01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:12,134 They fixed it, let's put it back in its place. 880 01:29:12,820 --> 01:29:16,225 What would you say if I cut it? 881 01:29:16,260 --> 01:29:20,621 - I would be sick without my head. - I'll cut it for you anyway. 882 01:29:20,656 --> 01:29:24,980 - It would be a bad joke. - The insurance wouldn't pay. 883 01:29:25,015 --> 01:29:27,626 How we do it to get him out of here? 884 01:29:27,661 --> 01:29:31,940 If you don't hang out with us, you will hang out hence corpse. What do you prefer? 885 01:29:31,975 --> 01:29:35,216 - I'd rather get out alive. - Then move. 886 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:45,410 Leave me! 887 01:29:45,740 --> 01:29:48,129 Leave me! 888 01:29:48,900 --> 01:29:52,131 -Now shut your mouth! - After you. 889 01:29:54,020 --> 01:29:55,579 There he is. 890 01:29:56,621 --> 01:30:01,661 - Leave him. We'll take care of it. Okay, Marquis? - Agree. 891 01:30:01,696 --> 01:30:05,654 We're out here, if you need us, call us. 892 01:30:10,060 --> 01:30:13,265 You bastard, you coward, you spy! 893 01:30:13,300 --> 01:30:18,260 Man of little faith, I told you that my father is a genius. 894 01:30:18,295 --> 01:30:21,775 - Here's his latest idea. - View? 895 01:30:38,541 --> 01:30:42,025 - You can't hear anything. - What should you feel? 896 01:30:42,060 --> 01:30:46,099 When I kill someone, he screams as if I were going to slaughter him. 897 01:30:46,860 --> 01:30:49,905 Duclos is a refined man. He knows his stuff. 898 01:30:49,940 --> 01:30:55,936 I bet he's injecting him air in the veins. Natural embolism. 899 01:30:56,020 --> 01:30:59,598 Embolism? Is it a firearm or an edged weapon? 900 01:30:59,633 --> 01:31:03,174 What an idiot! It's not worth explaining. 901 01:31:09,701 --> 01:31:12,055 How did it go? 902 01:31:13,500 --> 01:31:15,651 Is everything OK? 903 01:31:19,500 --> 01:31:23,860 He apparently died a death natural. 904 01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:26,865 At dusk throw him into the Seine. 905 01:31:26,900 --> 01:31:33,100 The Marquis is joking, call the medical examiner for the autopsy. 906 01:31:33,135 --> 01:31:36,540 - Here? - Here or elsewhere, but now! 907 01:31:36,576 --> 01:31:38,496 All right. 908 01:31:49,420 --> 01:31:53,340 There is no one here. I don't understand anything anymore. 909 01:31:53,375 --> 01:31:55,105 Shut up. 910 01:31:55,140 --> 01:31:58,545 COLPl - It seems that the noise comes from there. 911 01:31:58,581 --> 01:32:02,661 - It's not possible, there's the wall. > Cursed! Open me up! 912 01:32:02,696 --> 01:32:05,912 - They put it in there. - Then he's not dead! 913 01:32:05,947 --> 01:32:09,130 I knew it, this time I'll slaughter him like a pig! 914 01:32:14,500 --> 01:32:17,505 Cretins, you missed them! 915 01:32:17,540 --> 01:32:21,328 - Marquis, is it you? - Of course it's me! 916 01:32:21,821 --> 01:32:25,781 - How did they do it? - They have me threatened with a gun. 917 01:32:25,816 --> 01:32:29,517 They took the letter away from me and made the beggar escape. 918 01:32:29,552 --> 01:32:33,366 Scoundrels! I had to search all of Paris, I will find them again! 919 01:32:33,401 --> 01:32:37,145 - This time I'll kill them! - It would be useless. 920 01:32:37,180 --> 01:32:41,621 The insurance is registered to Juliette and they have the letter. 921 01:32:41,656 --> 01:32:43,576 Damn! 922 01:32:43,741 --> 01:32:46,538 They took all the money! 923 01:32:47,861 --> 01:32:50,185 How could you allow this? 924 01:32:50,220 --> 01:32:55,453 With this revolver on my back anyone would have allowed it. 925 01:32:57,500 --> 01:32:59,456 I say... 926 01:32:59,620 --> 01:33:01,576 But, I say... 927 01:33:03,100 --> 01:33:05,011 what weapon is this? 928 01:34:19,620 --> 01:34:25,340 How many times do I have to tell her that Can't you live in a tree? 929 01:34:25,375 --> 01:34:29,300 It must be a French law which I ignore. 930 01:34:29,335 --> 01:34:31,655 In Rome I live in a tree. 931 01:34:32,020 --> 01:34:36,520 - You can live in Rome in the trees? - No, but I do. 932 01:34:36,555 --> 01:34:40,985 - Not in France! He has to go. - Okay, stay calm. 933 01:34:41,020 --> 01:34:46,020 - I'm leaving tomorrow. - He says tomorrow He goes away, but he's always here. 934 01:34:46,055 --> 01:34:48,786 I didn't tell her in a month, but tomorrow. 935 01:34:48,821 --> 01:34:53,941 - Do you know where you will live tomorrow? On the Eiffel Tower! - Up there? 936 01:34:54,460 --> 01:34:57,020 Is that a French house? 937 01:35:24,620 --> 01:35:28,454 How much money! Let's see what else there is. 938 01:35:29,380 --> 01:35:31,895 A Paris-Rome ticket? 939 01:35:32,300 --> 01:35:36,239 - Lady guard! - I understand, he's leaving tomorrow. 940 01:35:36,482 --> 01:35:38,705 No, I'm leaving now! 941 01:35:39,217 --> 01:35:42,845 - Where you go? - To Rome! Until we meet again! 942 01:35:43,729 --> 01:35:47,144 Wait, that is not the right way! 943 01:35:47,651 --> 01:35:51,569 It doesn't matter, all the roads lead to Rome! Au revoir!